Week 5 GMOT

Week 5 GMOT

March 29, 2013 |  by  |  Blog

Week 5 Game Previews

MFR (-6) vs. Ball Busters
While Ball Busters hasn’t meshed together on field as well as they had hoped, at least they have been kicking ass at the bar! Actually, no… that’s a lie. They suck there too. It seems they’ve yet to discover that the key to kickball success is alcohol copious amounts… something their opponent this week, MFR, has embraced in their lackluster season. Prediction: MFR continues their streak against lesser teams and delivers the same shellacking against Ball Busters as they did against NKOTB last week.

Nerdblasters (-8) vs. New Kicks on the Block
As long as more than half of their players show up with cleats on tonight, Nerdblasters should be putting on a scoring clinic against New Kicks. NKOTB on the other hand is still in shock wondering how they were eliminated in the first round at the Flip Cup Tournament of Champions. I’ll tell you how… Audrey wasn’t there. Prediction: A drunk Nerdblasters team takes an easy win.

Sole Assassins vs. Saved by the Ball (-3)
“At least we didn’t lose” seems to be Sole Assassins only consolation so far this season. After escaping last week with a tie against one of the stronger teams, Sole Assassins is looking to ride this momentum into tonight’s game against Saved by the Ball. Unfortunately, the weight of this momentum is comparable to that of a ping pong ball being tossed in a beer pong game… easily stopped with a soft blow or a two finger wiggle. Prediction: If Saved by the Balls avoids the defensive errors they’ve been prone to recently, expect them to easily cover the spread.

The Draft vs. Ball Busters (-4)
While The Draft remains as the only unbeaten team in South Bay, their wins as of late has been wholly unimpressive. Barely edging by Nerdblasters last week by a point, The Draft has shown some of its defensive vulnerabilities. Fortunately for them, they matchup this week against a struggling Ball Busters team which will also be missing a few key players. With Big Kahuna playoffs the next morning, will the Draft members even show up to play? Prediction: Even the girls on The Draft can give Ball Busters a run for their money. Take the Draft to cover the spread.

#jamaicanmerunmahn vs. Urine Trouble (even)
Game of the Week. Two teams with both highly skilled players and highly drunk drinkers. This game will come down to who’s sober enough to make it through five innings without urinating in the dugout. Urine Trouble enters this week looking to defend their 2nd place spot against #jamaicanmerunmahn. (Wait… hold the fucking phone… UT is in 2nd place? Dennis, did you screw up on the standings?) #jamaicanmerunmahn on the other hand promised another smackdown on UT just as they did at last week’s Flip Cup Tournament of Champions. Prediction: Urine Trouble with a narrow victory over the flip cup champs.

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